T-Rex gets a lot of flack. The media portrays him as a violent, rampant, destructive beast with an insatiable appetite for human beings (which makes no sense cause we don’t have that much meat on us). However he’s actually a pitiable creature with such dumpy arms he probably can’t scratch his own bottom. This makes us really sad for him.
So we’re taking a stand and adding a tiny Tea-Rex to our morning cuppa. This means legitimate employment, giving Rexy a sense of purpose and helpfulness, and creating demand for his services.
Feel the power of paleontological social development as you steep your coconut lime oolong with this lil’ guy on a stainless steel leash!